Sensual Sadist

Wouldn’t it be fun if I went through my top 20 search referral terms and talked about them a bit, giving them a rating of fuck yes! or yuck no!?

What do you mean, no? You’re a meanie. I hate you.

29 hits for female supremacy

Yuck no! Female supremacy makes for good roleplay. It’s probably one of the only roleplays I really do. It’s hot to pretend that a mere male creature exists only to serve my wants and whims, but I’m not naive enough to call it reality. And besides, I like making people happy. Even if they’re lowly worms such as men.

14 hits for male milking

Fuck yes! Ok, I haven’t gotten the chance to do it yet, and I’ve heard a few horror stories about people trying to do it manually, but that doesn’t stop it being hot. What do you mean “how can I know if I haven’t done it?”, shut UP! Damn, the voices in my head are being extra contrary today!

12 hits for hard crush

Yuck no! I like destroying things with my feet, but I draw the line at convulsing mammals. If I want to stomp on something fluffy and cute I have my plushie friends for that.

9 hits for Sardax

Fuck yes! I call him the M.C. Escher of female dominant art, and given how much I like Escher, you could certainly call that a compliment.

8 hits for erotic strangulation

Fuck yes! It’s not something I’ve done, partly because it’s a sort-of hard limit of pet’s, but I always enjoy reading about it or seeing it. Plus I’ve heard it does some funky things to orgasms. Not sure how seriously to take that but it sounds interesting.

8 hits for dominant women

Yuck no!…

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……. Just testing! ; )

Fuck yes!

(even though I have this horrible suspicion I might be a fauxdomme of sorts)

7 hits for cock crushing

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck yes! Oh, those two words go together like peaches and cream. Happiness is a cock with shoe tread impressions all over it.

7 hits for giantess

Fuck yes! Though it’s relegated to the league of fantasies deemed impossible to live out until virtual reality gets it’s skates on, giantess fantasies are one of the things that got me into D/s and therefore have a special place in my heard and a primal appeal to me.

7 hits for human ashtray

Fuck yes! A man willing to do this is a man willing to let me fall in love with him.

6 hits for male chastity stories

Fuck yes! This is going pretty well, isn’t it. So many fuck yesses. Male chastity stories get me excited. Admittedly, there are none on this site, so the 6 people who were looking for them were probably sorely disappointed, but that’s besides the point.

5 hits for crush fetish

Fuck yes! Sorry. I know it’s weird. And a lot of the people who like it make me want to disown it. Plus it’s weird. I know, I’ve said that already. But it is weird! I feel strange every time I admit to liking it. But there you go. I also have an eating fetish and pretty much enjoy anything destructive even if it’s harmless. What can you do?

5 hits for veterinary fetish

Yuck no! Finally, I get to disapprove again! What the fuck is this all about? I don’t even have the word “veterinary” on my freaking site! Anywhere! Until now, that is. I don’t really get the whole medical thing but if I were forced to do it (?!) I suppose I would prefer it be this animalistic variant so I didn’t have to treat them like a human (which is always such a chore, dealing with humans and all).

5 hits for erotic breath control

Fuck yes! It would be a little inconsistent if I liked strangulation but disliked breath control, wouldn’t it? Again, this squicks Richard, but come on, he lets me step over him in heels where one false move could poke his eye out - this seems pretty safe in comparison! (I’m just teasing honey).

5 hits for submission collarme

Fuck yes! Well, let me see… Submission is the best thing ever. Especially male submission. Collarme is a nice site. It has kinky people on it. It’s fun to read their profiles. Tee hee.

4 hits for human footstool

Fuck yes! Anything where my feet connect with him in some way is cool in my books, but this throws objectification and ever-so-subtle humiliation into the bargain. (Not really violent humiliation, but being a mere footstool must surely help the stoolee with the task of the contemplation of humility).

4 hits for prostrate milking

If it weren’t for the boring repetition, it’d be a fuck yes!

As it stands it’s a ditto.

4 hits for boot worship

Fuck yes! Candidate for the Best Thing Ever (though male submission has that clinched). Why doesn’t it have more hits. People, you clearly have something wrong with you.

4 hits for good girls guide to domination

Ummm… Neutral here. It sounds like a fun book, but I’m not sure if that’s the one that says sex is all for the woman. Has anybody read it?

3 hits for racism discrimination in 1930s

Erm….. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?! What in the hell is this doing bringing in visitors to my lovely pervy site? Damn you! A big fat Yuck No!

3 hits for how to tell the length of an alligator

O_O <— Blank stare.

I just… This is getting stupid. Time for me to quit, methinks. Let’s hit publish and see if I’ve been granted the miracle of getting all my bold, underline and italic tags correct.