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Good news for us tops. Sorry, Tops. Eheheh. We no longer need to think. Well, not about the hard, tricky stuff, anyway. Bitchy Jones has taken on the task of thinking about all the icky parts of femdom and, as she puts it, why it is broken…
… Leaving the rest of us to contemplate the easy, good, fun stuff, like what to hit him with next, how many days it will be until he can come, which shoes to wear next while you jump up and down on his nuts, etc…
Which is a good thing : )
But seriously, if you haven’t read her writing yet, you’re in for a treat. Because she’s almost never wrong, and she’s thought about this thing we do a whole lot more than I have. Of course, she’s not infallible. For example, platforms and fishnets. Actually the fishnets/flats thing kinda makes sense, in some strange kinda “I can see why other people think that but I don’t” kind of way. But anyway.
I see a lot of myself in Bitchy, and that’s probably my narcissistic side talking yet again. But why did she have to upstage me? Why is she wittier than me? WHY?
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some plushies waiting to be whipped in the other room.
Comments
I know, she pisses me off, too.
Too freakin’ funny and talented.
WHY?
hugs, E
Posted by: Elizabeth | April 14, 2007 8:45 PM
I feel better knowing I’m not alone. We should look on the bright sighed. There are plenty of dumber dommes out there we can make fun of and feel superior over and stuff :>
I didn’t say that. :Z
Posted by: Alexandra | April 15, 2007 4:30 PM
Yeah, but the problem with that is that both you and I are too freakin’ nice to point them out by name and giggle.
Well, sniff, Bitchy really is one of a kind, so at least we won’t have lots more funny and brilliant writing female doms coming out of the woodwork.
looks over shoulder
E
Posted by: Elizabeth | April 15, 2007 7:34 PM
That’s a nice thought. I’m not sure I could deal with a whole swarm of Bitchies. I’d die of inadequacy and stuff.
One is enough.
Posted by: Alexandra | April 15, 2007 7:39 PM
What can I say? Sometimes it hurts to rock this much.
And you two are, like, almost as great as me. Almost
Posted by: BJ | April 17, 2007 9:38 PM
Almost will have to do for now, I suppose :>
Keep on hurting! (Take that either way you fancy)
Posted by: Alexandra | April 18, 2007 2:33 AM